chemistry 211 (stay away from ryan, he scratches)

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fuck popeye's spinach i eat colgate lasagna for these bad boys mother fucker (fuck you joel osteen)

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don't tell me you like the police cause i'll break your kneecaps motherfucker (tonya harding shuffle)

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i'm not even mad mine isn't movie quality (stepping out of my comfort zone)

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glass vampires roam these darkened woods fellas (protek ya nek)

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my heart is broken but i still need to get my jetta fixed asap (no time for tom foolery)

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the devil is real and he tried to eat my ass (goodbye uncle fuck)

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captain tom-tom (another ballad of love)

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who what when where why did you take my bug collection (there's no trust in this household)

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redneck inter-lewd-acts 23 (keep on truckin)

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butterfly death squad (I swear to god, I swear to god)

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it isn't a phase mom, barney lives vicariously through me now (purple suit of god)

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wave bye to uncle jim (a relaxing day on the roof)

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I Don't Care if You're a Paraplegic, Let's play Twister (It's All in the Hips)

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shut up chuck you fucked my surfboard (and the lord said amen)

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damn, i can't find my dad's cock ring (a bad time at uncle fuck's)

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david letterman cuckold dance party (please don't get it in my hair)

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living with droopy dog gave me the boom snap (it was actually the clap)

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green eggs and the hamburglars revenge (don't you even think about eating those cat turds timothy)

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the human torch was denied a bank loan and mr. fantastic had sex with a rubber band ball (it was not fun to watch)

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