Lance Upercut are a 3 piece Goregrind band from Leeds, UK. Formed in 2005 as a 2-piece, did an 18 track CDR called 'Everybody Hates Raymond' through D.I.Y Traumatized Records of, which some tracks were aired on Chaos Sound Internet radio. The same year did a much shorter demo which was never distributed, then untitled and now dubbed 'The G.I. Joe Songs'. Lance Uppercut played about three shows in the summer of 2005 and then nothing until 2011 when they did a 6.2 minute and 5 song EP called 'Chronicly Unemployed', and then developed into a 3-piece when Noxious Coitus vocalist Baz joined the band. Lance Uppercut is a finishing puch or ejaculation used in professional boxing or advanced sexual bondage activities, where the fighter hits his opponent in the jaw from below. Most commonly used in underground cocktagon bare knuckle fisting and mixed sexual arts competitions. Often occuring when you don't rock hard enough. "That jive turkey slapped me with a wet noodle so I gave him a lance uppercut!" <a href="https://www.last.fm/music/Lance+Uppercut">Read more on Last.fm</a>. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.