http://www.facebook.com/karpathiaissoalone These two cunts from fucking essex or something. imagine mumford and sons mixed with minor threat mixed with muse and you'll have three bands that begin with 'm' and sound nothing alike. whist draped in mystery, Karpathia is so Alone (or 'karpone' to those in know) are easily recognised by their motto 'we are karpone and we're here to play some songs', and have become notorious for their no nonsense attitude throughoutt the north-west Kent area. Their cult-like fanbase has been described by Eminem as 'bloody ridiculous', and their tendency to throw live badgers on stage has caused them to be banned from at least 2 working mens clubs since January last year. They were going to record an album with Brian Eno last week but he had to cancel the recording sessions, saying only 'they are sodding pricks and i don't like music anymore'. Rumours on the infamous 'P4K' forum say that there are apparently 4 copies of the album at (elusive band manager) Toby Cook's secret lair, but it's probably a load of bollocks made up by some saddo with nothing better to do. From the bands blog- 'We're Karpathia is so Alone and ever since we were four years old we have wanted to play music. We have two aims which have always stood by; 1) To headline Brixton Academy by 2014 and 2) For our ultra-nationalist and xenophobic lyrical content and song structures to infiltrate the public so we can make Britain Great again' Their first album, "Fucking Shitting Cunt Fuckers" was released December 1st 2011, and was universally acclaimed, especially the first track, "Let's Keep England White", a traditional punk thriller that was finally speaking up for the white man, who has been so undertrodden in the last hundred years. Speaking shortly after the release, lead singer Dan Waller was heard to mutter, "Fucking England's fuck all now". Their second album, "Sodding Shit" was released December 2nd 2011, and was universally panned, as the entire track was found to be Cain repeating the words "black paint ... fucking black paint mate" over and over again. They are currently working on a third album to be released in 2014, which is going to feauture Skrillex and Justin Beiber. In the meantime, the EP 'White Youth Knuckle Shame' was met with mixed reviews, with Anthony Fantanope giving it a light showering of piss In February 2012, the band released a full-length LP titled "Karpathia actually has 3 friends and isn't that lonely", it was recorded on a dictaphone in an alley next to AMF bowling, with a total budget of approximately £12 spent on the production of the album (including bus fayre and lunch). The album is a collaboration with Varg Vikernes, featuring just over 7 minutes of audio clips of Varg shitting, pissing and vomiting into a plastic cup. <a href="https://www.last.fm/music/Karpathia+is+So+Alone">Read more on Last.fm</a>. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.