pyramid scheme mega mall fracking expo car dealership

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NOTHING TO DO, NO ONE TO LOVE

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all the things you wish you had

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BEGIN ANEW

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wacky intro song

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last place in a marathon by yourself

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God Hates Straight Pride Flags

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quitting

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dropping dead to own the libs

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making a point by chopping off heads

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SPEAK IRL

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cancel me elmo

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breathing makes you die slower, so stop

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capitalism: the world's largest non-consensual fin-dom

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there's definitely shrimp in here - the horniest damn fishing lure this side of the mississippi

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THE WORLD WOULD LOOK SO MUCH BRIGHTER IF YOU JUST STAYED AT HOME

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restart, erase, reset

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the only surefire way to disengage your temporomandibular joint

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(they scream) [the whistle blows]

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it's not okay being this not okay

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