Introduction

London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines

Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks

Camisado

Time to Dance

Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

Intermission

But It's Better If You Do

I Constantly Thank God for Esteban

There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet

Build God, Then We'll Talk

Inarticulation

Bet

Absence

Nothing's New

Twice

Noel's Lament

Meant to Be Yours

Sex with a Ghost

Bet

Love, Me Normally

The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage

Terry's Taxidermy

Jet Plane

Welcome to Splittsville

Abington's Arcade

Lazy Bones Bowl-O-Drome

Channel 01 Clown

Target

Presser Diamond Co.